Dates Or Non-dates (Digital LP)

by Johnny Unicorn

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1.	Introduction 01:04	info	buy track
2.	1-37-2002 05:35		buy track
3.	2-28-2004 04:02		buy track
4.	1-25-2005 04:12		buy track
5.	11-25-1998 03:08		buy track
6.	3-00-1999 04:44		buy track
7.	4-24-2002 03:34		buy track
8.	22-4-1998 04:36		buy track
9.	2-11-2003 07:17	info	buy track
10.	2-27-1998 05:17		buy track

about

Can't stand love songs? Then you'll hate this album. This is a collection of songs about people Johnny Unicorn dated, or wanted to date in the past. Determined at once to write an album that would make him never write a love song again and to obscure the actual meanings of the songs through convoluted lyric-writing and complicated music, he has only partially succeeded. The album is not complete. It is only a demonstration. In the future it will be reworked, and re-recorded, most likely with new lyrics and with a real band.

Until that day, enjoy this: Johnny Unicorn's first album.

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released December 1, 2006

All sounds by Johnny Unicorn.

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Johnny Unicorn Seattle

Johnny Unicorn is based in Seattle, and plays progressive rock and quirky pop.

Johnny Unicorn is also the proprietor of the prolific Zorznijor project.

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