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Why is everybody afraid of the orgasm?
Everybody has 'em except for a few people
Who hide under a pew, under a steeple
Why do they think a creep'll do what a deep sleep'll do?
Morning dew

Morning do be fantastic
If that creep's plastic face had more ass-kick
He's stiff as a board, bored stiff
And often slippin' off in a coffin within a muffin mitten

But never admitting anything of substance
It's just an inch
But he'll take a meter
Pumpkin eater
Pumpkin eater

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from Thinking Hard To Overcome Nervousness, track released June 21, 2011
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Johnny Unicorn Seattle

Johnny Unicorn is based in Seattle, and plays progressive rock and quirky pop.

Johnny Unicorn is also the proprietor of the prolific Zorznijor project.

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