The Johnny Unicorn Archive (2004-2016)

by Johnny Unicorn

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1.	There's No Guarantee It's Not a Skeleton 02:29	buy track
2.	Hand Over Your Curtains 01:35	buy track
3.	I Will Be Born a Car 01:03	buy track
4.	Commanders of the Kings of the Earth 03:24	buy track
5.	Wrapped In Comforters 02:52	buy track
6.	Aware of the Water Bear 01:03	buy track
7.	The Old Bull Is Wounded 01:25	buy track
8.	I Can't Believe It's Christmas (Again) 03:07	buy track
9.	User Interface 02:31	buy track
10.	On His Way To Yesterday 02:41	buy track
11.	Recalcitrant Gentlecat 01:56	buy track
12.	Distant Exile (Commander Nordstrom Flexes In the Moonlight) 02:54	buy track
13.	Timing Out of Touch (live) 03:04	buy track
14.	Theme From Untitled 01:50	buy track
15.	Readyfight 04:37	buy track
16.	Spinning Genny 01:52	buy track
17.	Theme From Guitar 00:41	buy track
18.	Tinnitus (Demo) 02:02	buy track
19.	Welcome To Coffee 01:09	buy track
20.	Come On, Computer (Extended Version) 00:32	buy track
21.	Prelanguage 02:18	buy track
22.	Billy Got a New Car 02:46	buy track
23.	True Tales 05:42	buy track
24.	Invisible Sasquatch (Demo) 03:33	buy track
25.	You Never Came Around 00:47	buy track
26.	Tension Always 00:55	buy track
27.	Every Day I Pick My Nose 00:43	buy track
28.	Alternate Middle Section from Aware of the Bear 05:49	buy track
29.	Star Spangled Banner Introduction 02:24	buy track
30.	Go to the River 02:05	buy track
31.	Don't Want a Gas Shop 02:33	buy track
32.	Exasperation Explanation 01:57	buy track
33.	Christmastime Is Now 04:17	buy track
34.	Sandwich Precursor 01:35	buy track
35.	Who Ruined My Salad 04:04	buy track
36.	Open Space (Demo) 02:47	buy track
37.	Date Not Marry 03:20	buy track
38.	Kill Fill 01:08	buy track
39.	Taxidermist Todd 03:05	buy track
40.	Metasex P1 Reinterpretation 02:48	buy track
41.	Aware of the Bear (Demo) 04:12	buy track
42.	Dislanguage 02:32	buy track

about

Johnny Unicorn's 8th album, the Johnny Unicorn Archive is a collection of all Johnny's work that was either too good or too bad to fit onto any album. The songs appear roughly in reverse-chronological order, and cover a wide range of musical styles and production values.

credits

released September 13, 2016

Written, performed, recorded, mixed, and mastered by Johnny Unicorn except:

Guest performances by:
Naomi Adele Smith (synthesizers on 4, 8, 9, 10, 12, 13, & 15, vocal on 8 & 9)
Chris Barrios (drums on 5, 6, 13, & 16, guitar on 4 & 10)
Max Steiner (lead guitar on 5, 8, 9, 13, &15)
Kory Van Dyke (spoken word on 7)
Jesse Mercury (V-drums on 8 & 9)
Dani Barstad (drums on 12)
Consti Sparlinek (lead guitar on 12)
Ian Steiner (drums on 15)
Rogelio G. Garcia (drums on 28)

Additional audio engineering by:
Nick Jones (recording on 8, 9 & 13)
Chris Barrios (drum recording on 6, mixing on 13)
Alex Hamel (recording on 15)
Jesse Mercury (mastering on 6, 8, 9, & 13)

Cover Photo by Michael Henry Brown II

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Johnny Unicorn Seattle

Johnny Unicorn is based in Seattle, and plays progressive rock and quirky pop.

Johnny Unicorn is also the proprietor of the prolific Zorznijor project.

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